GRANDCESTORS — paleo meals

 

Purchase our Meals

Our mission is to make eating clean, great tasting paleo meals as convenient as possible.

 

So how does this work? Add however many of the meals below to your cart and checkout. Once your order has been submitted to us, a member of our team of robots unplugs from their charging dock and rolls to work finding your meals and places them in a styrofoam cooler along with some dry ice. The coolers are put inside a cardboard box with the shipping label on top and off it goes. The meals are meant to stay frozen, but it is ok if they rise in temperature during shipping to merely being “cool”. The meals are good for a year if you store in the freezer, and a week in the fridge. Because of the vacuum seal, they can go back and forth from frozen to refrigerated without issue.    

The cooler is completely reusable. You can even put non-paleo items, such as beer in the cooler at some future point, and we promise the cooler will not judge you. In order that your meals don’t sit around on a truck over the weekend (loneliness and warmth for extended periods don’t bode well for perishable items), we only send your shipment if it will arrive by a Friday, which is determined by your location and the delivery option you select. We have located our meals (and robots) in the exact center of the country, so we can ship anywhere in the continental 48 states in 3 days using ground shipping. Because we don’t want your items sitting around too long, if you place your order Wednesday through Friday and select ground shipping, it may not ship until the following Monday. Our shipping robots are programmed to prioritize your meals arriving cold rather than as quickly as possible… 

You may order as few as one meal, but please be aware that it will be more cost effective the more meals you order at one time.  There are some flat rate components to the rates our shipping robots charge us, so the more you order, the less you will be paying per meal in terms of shipping costs. Also, we offer a 10% discount for ordering 25 meals or more. Thanks for shopping!

 

Chicken Tikka Masala

$9.99

Colorado Hash

$9.99

Cottage Pie

$9.99

Grumbo

$9.99

Grandcestral Stuffing

$9.99

Le Poulet Granscendant

$9.99

Not yer Momma’s Meatloaf

$9.99